Point 1: Payne = badass.
Point 2: "I am Dieter Brother, und zis iz Celsius, vere ve dance! Or, Yuna does, anyvay."
Point 3: Poor, poor Meyvn Nooj. He'd be so damn cool, too, if he weren't a) a 'meyvn', and b) named Nooj.
Point 4: "Isaaru confiscated your monkey." How can that NOT sound obscene?