Playing Ocarina of Time: Part 1
(Otherwise entitled: Why is the Great Deku Tree on Fire?)
Observations:
1) Skulltulas SO CREEPY. Gotta kill 'em all. Fortunately they squish quite satisfactorily.
2) Deku Tree: *dies* Link: "...They're gonna blame ME for this, I just know it." -.-
3) Gate guard: "But Kokiri will die if we leave the forest!" Link: "....Fuck." *walks out*
4) Shut the fuck up, Navi.
5) Eeee. Malon SO CUTE.
6) "And then the Three Goddesses came down (Blue: "But there were only TWO!"), and their names were Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether, and they argued a lot over what color the Princess's dress should be..."
7) What the heck am I supposed to do with this chicken?