I R Wimp!

Picnic = SO MUCH FUN.

Frisbee = SO MUCH FUN.

Waking up the next morning to discover that playing frisbee has left you very sore = NOT SO MUCH FUN.

Persistence

After a not-so-flattering review of my resume by someone whose opinion I trust, I arm myself with a self-help book and rewrite. Again.

"I love you, dammit."

These words should never be used to justify something, just so you know. Having extensive experience with their use, I have come to hate them with a passion that defies description.

My mother has been home exactly eighteen minutes.

I already want her to leave again.