HIRE ME. I'M AN IDIOT.

I sent an e-mail today to the guy I'm working for at Southwest. His name is Doug. I began my e-mail with the cordial greeting:

"Hi, Dave."

I WILL NOW GO HIDE UNDER MY BED IN SHAME AND NEVER COME OUT AGAIN.

Update: I'm going to like Doug. A lot. He replied with:

"It's OK, Sarah. We all make mistakes."