Snagged from _icaro_

BABY SWANS. <3 <3

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elisel!

1. If elisel was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
2. You should always open elisel at least an hour before drinking her.
3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than elisel, and 400 times smaller.
4. The air around elisel is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
5. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of elisel.
6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on elisel.
7. Elisel has 118 ridges around the edge.
8. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have elisel for the rest of the day.
9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and elisel!
10. Baby swans are called elisel!

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Funny as hell.

If you're into Full Metal Alchemist, this is damn funny.