Sad Profession #352:

Elisel: Which reminds me, again, that I need to find and unpack my alarm clock. Using my phone for it is all well and good, but when Benma texts me at 2 and 3 am, I wake up. :D
Shadowstitch: HAHAH
Shadowstitch: See, I'm always afraid to text people when I know they're asleep, because if they're anything like me, and sleep WITH their phone, then the second it goes off, the body goes "I think we're needed... SUMMON THE BRAIN."
Elisel: Well, don't worry about texting me when I might be asleep - SOON, SOON I will be keeping the phone in another room.
Elisel: And until then... well, you wouldn't be the only one to wake me with an SMS?
Shadowstitch: I don't know, dear! How widespread IT the phenomenon of SMSing you at 3 AM?
Elisel: Moreso than you would imagine!
Elisel: Hell.
Shadowstitch: bahaha
Elisel: I might as well admit it:
Elisel: I run an SMS-sex service.
Shadowstitch: That's GOT to be less than fulfilling.
Shadowstitch: "O BBY YAH DO THT HRDR HRDR"
Shadowstitch: Man, I just had such a terrible thought. Phone-sex-over-SMS is what you do when you're ugly AND you have a horrific voice. (But agile thumbs.)

I blame Storm_Dancer:

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Dev:

You're right. I like Kate better.

Dammit. GOING TO BED NOW. *fistshake*