Professional Bridesmaid

I was just a bridesmaid for the third time in two years. I should start charging for this!

I'm not sure this really counts, though. My sister's wedding was awesome, but ( definitely not par for the course. )

Attention Must Be Paid.

Also: Rest in peace, Steve.

I'm lying, of course. May your Heaven be filled with uncharted landscapes populated by swift, dangerous beasties well-equipped to fight back with tooth, talon, poison, or a combination of all three.

I wish you all the best.