Quote of the Day:

From a student:

"'Hectares.' What is that, Spanish?"

(No. Even more foreign: Metric.)

Now, I am not saying that I knew 1 hectare was 10,000 square meters, either, before I looked it up. Nonetheless, it was amusing.

Now, I chug down some NyQuil (in the words of the great Denis Leary, the original Green Death Fuckin' Flavor) and pass out.