Honest hypocrisy

I am an ecologist. I believe strongly in the importance of diversity.

That said, in the interests of full disclosure, I wish to state that I am pro-extinction for the following species:

• Fire ants
  
• Ticks
  
• Mosquitos
  
• Fire ants
  
• Earwigs
  
• Fire ants
  
• Chiggers
  
• Fire ants
  

In conclusion: Fucking fire ants.