Stepdad wins ALL the awards.

( Cut in case discussion of throwing up makes you feel ill. SO MUCH EW. )

Needless to say, I am not at work today. I'm going to rest and nap and work on getting fluids into me -- very carefully, until I know I'm done with the nausea.

The moral of this story, friends, is: Even if you are hungry and tired, if the milk seems even the least bit off, DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR CEREAL.

Also: My mother (whom we DID NOT call last night) informs me that I should not be drinking organic milk, because clearly that is the problem. *facepalm*