teslanomaly | Lists: Nutritious and Delicious!

I baked a maple apple pie last night. It turned out damn tasty. This pleases me.
As of yesterday, my project proposal to the National Park Service is turned in. It only took a couple of hours, and is a huge weight off my shoulders, making me wonder - why didn't I do that last month, and spare myself the guilt that comes with procrastination? (I think there is a big cosmic scale that tilts between guilt and procrastination, and when the former finally outweighs the latter, you become a prompt and efficient person.)
Why does peanut butter come in "creamy" and "extra crunchy" varieties, but not just "crunchy"? Would "some crunchiness, but you can still spread it without ripping a hole in your Wonderbread" be too much to ask?
Who's a big nerd, and got a 97 on her Wetlands Ecology mid-term?
I have an appointment to get my hair cut on March 14th. I despise delayed gratification, but it's something to which I can look forward, at least. Yay!
Why can't you be more like orange juice, peanut butter? Orange juice never gives us this kind of trouble.
Casper might be allergic to cats. Okay, not really, but he went to the vet yesterday since I caught him doing the butt-carpet dance the previous evening. Neither parasites nor anal glands appear to be the issue, but the vet says that allergies are sometimes an issue with cats in a new-ish home. He's been given a shot of cortisol and is now back home, in my apparently toxic condo.