Country just got a whole lot weirder.

I want a copy of this song so badly. (The link is safe for work or without speakers, but click on the link from *that* page with caution - it will BLARE at you.)


I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my Plastic Jesus I'll go far.

Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid He'll have to go.
His magnets ruin my radio
And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar.