Memedom

Stolen from seiferkitty

Ten things I have done that you probably haven't...

(Yes, there's a pattern here.)

1) Washed a penguin. Helped take care of the other 23,000.
2) Pet a white tiger. (Through nice, thick bars, thank you very much.)
3) Sat with a lapful of meerkats.
4) Shuffled the food in my freezer aside to make room for okapi urine.
4b)Shuffled the food in my freezer aside to make room for a bird's corpse.
5) Been SCUBA-diving with a barracuda. (The secret: Don't wear shiny things. Ever.)
6) Gleefully chased headless quail around the yard.
7) Assisted in the electro-ejaculation of a tiger. No. You don't want to know the details.
8) Received a phone call from my sister: "I just watched a fox kill a peacock in my front yard."
9) Roasted and eaten the peacock. (There is nothing tastier, it turns out, than pen-raised peacock.)
10)Politely avoided informing the neighbor as to the fate of his escaped peacock.