Dream come true? Not so much.

When I was younger, I always desperately wanted to be Sarah Williams. Now, at last, I have had that opportunity... only minus the cool wardrobe, the interesting cast of puppet characters, and the sexy goblin king madly in love with me. Perhaps this is why it's not nearly as much fun as I'd anticipated.

( This story is disgusting, should not be read while eating, and includes minimal further reference to the movie 'Labyrinth'. It is, however, amusing - or at least, I imagine it will seem so to me in a couple of months. )