Old as dirt!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, rabidlemur!

For your entertainment...

The last three pages of my Quote Book currently read as follows. (Names not even vaguely changed to protect the guilty.)

storm_dancer (Via SMS): "He,s a kiar? I was a bptman firg" [sic]

liggphys' wife: "If you're doing everything by yourself in a game, it's no fun. It's like -- 'ME! And my party of inconsequential followers!'"

benma: "We'll mount a rescue party. And get eaten by wolves in short order of course, but it's the thought that counts."

A.E.: "Little-known fact.... Traditional Chinese dinner theater uses music that the cartoon network would reject as too silly."

Warsaw: "I now have a much better idea of why Finn food is so nasty: The grocery stores suck. A solid row devoted to canned fish. And a butter aisle. Not dairy. Butter."

A.E.: "Movie review - Elektra. Good points - In focus, no Pauly Shore. Bad points - everything else."

demonlet: "In Soviet Russia, porn smuggles you."

zoonut: "This is why I like storms. I don't like the part where gigantic funnels of death are chasing you, but I like them in general."

shadowstitch: "I've gotta hand it to you, go_dorito, you've got a good package."

My mother: "I have enough to do already without being liberated."