My iPod is Sad (AND Alarmed)

My iPod doesn't know whether it wants to be sad or alarmed, so it is alternating those icons at me.

It's all the same to me, as sad iPods don't sing any more than alarmed iPods do.

Sadness. :(

(I'll try some support issues when I get home, but meanwhile I must calibrate chlorine meters without musical accompaniment. Alas and alack!)