WTF, CASPER.
Dear Casper,
YOU ARE A CAT. CATS DO NOT LIKE BROCCOLI. Perhaps you will not be so eager to jump up on the counter and drink steamed broccoli juice while I am away at rehearsel, now that you have done so, and seen how it did not go well at all.
P.S. THANKS EVER SO MUCH for leaving green, gooey broccoli-juice cat yak on my kitchen counter.
Love,
Elisel
Meanwhile, I am off to sit on my front porch at midnight and beat the shit out of a coconut.
Like you do.
YOU ARE A CAT. CATS DO NOT LIKE BROCCOLI. Perhaps you will not be so eager to jump up on the counter and drink steamed broccoli juice while I am away at rehearsel, now that you have done so, and seen how it did not go well at all.
P.S. THANKS EVER SO MUCH for leaving green, gooey broccoli-juice cat yak on my kitchen counter.
Love,
Elisel
Meanwhile, I am off to sit on my front porch at midnight and beat the shit out of a coconut.
Like you do.