Newscaster are inherently funny.

As are all people, occasionally, when they have to make live broadcast speeches on the fly:

"Loss of life is always a concern after these storms, but fortunately we here in Southaven don't have lives to worry about."

"I want to emphasize again, don't go out and look at the damage tonight, folks. Wait until morning, and then... then watch it on News Channel 3. Because, well, let me tell you: We have a helicopter."